May 2013
I just realized what tomorrow is.
comedynerdsunited:
“I’m not big on planning ahead, but I have one unmovable appointment May 23, 2013. I have a table for one at Morty’s steak house. Where I will celebrate becoming a lawyer again, Which can only happen if I take a full load.”
- Jeff Winger, Season 1 Episode 24
In hindsight, that’s not quite how it panned out. But if anyone still wants to meet at Morty’s, I’ll save...
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I really just need to say
All of the friends I’ve made, online or off, are the most important people in my life, we might not talk a lot, or at all anymore, but i still love each and every one of you.
skin-and-ink:
flure:
I hate that feeling when you randomly feel depressed. There is no warning, no apparent reason. It just happens. You feel empty, and you feel hopeless. And you just feel tired. As if you never want to move again. Then when someone asks you what’s wrong, you can’t say because there is nothing that comes to mind. Then you start thinking of what it could be, and you realize...
I can't believe it's over.
April 2013
Watchz-targeting:
goddess-cube:
corackadile:
corackadile:
confusedtree:
flightfoot:
Is this a Zelda song? It sounds familiar.
Yeah that’s the joke
im literally laughing so hard
im just gonna put this on my blog again
i’m gonna marry this guy.
just u try and stop me
this is wonderful
I'd care if the person I reblogged this from...
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That moment when you are sleepy and don't want to...
lolsofunny:
laugh-addict:
(lol here!)
ACCIDENTALLY SEEING SPOILERS FOR SOMETHING YOU...
laugh-addict:
Anonymous asked: haha, naaa you know girls. they love any attention you give em
Anonymous asked: well thats good. and naaaa, i thought it was sweet. shes probably a big part of your life anway and thats what we all blog about.
Anonymous asked: its around easter. and no, i understand that. i just wanted to know how you and bethany are since you dont talk bout her anymore.
Anonymous asked: well its happening right now, so not much. but i really didnt stop by to talk bout me.
Anonymous asked: well thats good. how was spring break?
Anonymous asked: you havent talked bout bethany recently, hows that goin?
March 2013
Police Officer: Ms. Lohan you're over the legal drinking limit
Lindsay Lohan: THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
bemyaudience:
My friend knows a guy called Glen Coco and everyone’s always saying “You go, Glen Coco” to him but he’s never seen Mean Girls so he just thinks people are really supportive
one time i was at the mall with my family ..... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
hugh-neutron:
one time i was at the mall with my family and we walked past abercrombie and fitch and my dad was like ‘hold on a second’ and he ran over to the model and my dad lifted up his shirt and they took a picture
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